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Exit, pursued by a bear.


You know your teenager has a TV problem when...
skellington
[info]araquel
... they shout at the mouse while it's rolling around the living room in its ball and bumps into the external aerial cable because "It will make the picture go all fuzzy!"

And the cable isn't even connected to the TV.

I'm not the most sympathetic parent sometimes.
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The ETS Speech we had to have .. from the man who shouldn't have had to give it.
odin
[info]araquel
Speech in the House: Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme | Malcolm Turnbull:
Speech to the House of Representatives
Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme Bills 2010
8 February 2010

Mr Speaker:

All of us are here accountable not just to our constituents but to the generations that will come after them and after us.
Say this for Malcolm Turnbull, he's never been shy about self-promotion, or making sure the politics-watching public know where he stands on something if he thinks it's electorally sensitive. He's also no slouch when it comes to rhetoric, even if it's taken him a while to work out when it's the appropriate moment.

This was the appropriate moment.

That said, it's pretty damning that Turnbull does a far better job of articulating the Government's case for the ETS than any of Rudd's cabinet have ever managed to do.

The perspective of having been "done slowly".
odin
[info]araquel
ABC The Drum Unleashed - Climate loses political game:
One of the most important and urgent challenges in government today is how to make significant longer-term policy change in a political world run essentially as a game over the 24-hour media cycle.
It's not exactly a new perspective on the stalled state of the Australian global warming debate, but Hewson's experiences make it an interesting read.

Mini-Gnus: the art of polishing
gnus_flash
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Joyce 'could be another Black Jack':
TONY Abbott thinks his finance spokesman, Barnaby Joyce, could become another ''Black Jack'' McEwen, the Country Party leader who wielded enormous power in the 1950s and '60s.
The success of the Mythbusters aside, Abbott needs to accept that some turds simply can't be polished.

I'm also not sure that telling the Liberals city-based voters that electing the Coalition will allow Joyce to become "a significant national leader" is particularly clever election strategy. Novel, yes, but effective? We'll see.

"Science!", or "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
T-800
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15 Ways Science Will Kill Us All: proof that scientists just don't watch or read anywhere near enough speculative fiction to tell them when something has "BAD IDEA" stamped all over it.


The week that was
odin
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ABC The Drum Unleashed - Weekly wrap: Understanding human sanity:
What a week this has been. A week where we were blessed both by flattering attention from the great and the good of the wider world, and by a deeper understanding of the further limits of human sanity.
A not-entirely-inaccurate snapshot of the last week's news cycle in Australia, and entertaining with it.

Life imitates parody.
odin
[info]araquel
If all else fails, give it to Barnaby:
The Leader of the Opposition has promised to hold the budget to ransom in a bid to stop global warming. Revealing his long-awaited plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions this week, Tony Abbott said his scheme would not involve a huge new tax. Instead, as a first step, he would talk to big emitting industries and call on their better natures.
Halfway through this column, I was still struggling to work out whether it was parody or Abbott genuinely indulging in some "absolute crap" in the pursuit of votes. It's so hard to tell the difference these days.

Sloths
odin
[info]araquel
BBC - Earth News - In Pictures: a new side to the sloths of Panama

I'm disappointed there aren't more animals named after the seven deadly sins.

"Oh, look, Henry! The guidebook says this is a Wrath!"
"Are they friendly, I wonder?"
 - Wraaaarrggghhh! -
"Um... apparently not. Are you alright, dear? Henry?"

(Probably a good thing they didn't run into a Lust, I suppose).
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Free "Accelerando"
odin
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Accelerando - Charlie's Diary:
This free ebook edition is made available by kind consent of my publishers, Ace and Orbit, under a Creative Commons license with certain restrictions attached. In particular, you may not create derivative works or use the work for commercial gain.
I didn't really enjoy Accelerando all that much - it belongs with the other Stross books I've read where the quite interesting ideas he plays with often come at the expense of characterisation and narrative. But your mileage may vary, and it's free.
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Lolcats: not your friends
odin
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funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
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It's been one of those nights.
odin
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Dishes, Round 2, was not a convincing effort. News that there would be a Round 3 was not received gracefully, and had predictable results. Cranky Teenager engaged Drama Queen mode, complete with exaggeratedly forceful gesticulation ... resulting in her banging her knuckles loudly and painfully against the edge of the dinner table.

Approximately fifteen seconds after me telling her to calm down and take things slowly, because if she didn't ease back on the sweeping gestures of indignation she was going to either break something or hurt herself.
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Cool overload
odin
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Cranky teenager is cranky
odin
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All because I saved the dishes she "forgot" to wash last night for her to do this afternoon and, after she tried to rush through them without actually using warm water and detergent (because that would have cut into precious TV time), she's been sent back to do them properly.
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Did somebody say ... Nazis?
odin
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Conroy: We didn’t claim filtering was a silver-bullet solution – Crikey:
Keane’s speculation of whether Google will comply with the laws of the Australian Government is interesting, however it should be noted that Google has operated within the Chinese regime for many years. It also abides by the laws in Thailand requiring it to filter from its search results any criticism of the Thai king and filters Nazi propaganda content from its German search results.
Granted I'm presenting this out of context but, even so, I don't think these examples actually do as much to strengthen Conroy's case as he appears to think they do.

Mini-Gnus: Teh Internet makes you sad
T-800
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BBC News - 'Internet addiction' linked to depression, says study:
There is a strong link between heavy internet use and depression, UK psychologists have said.

The study, reported in the journal Psychopathology, found 1.2% of people surveyed were "internet addicts", and many of these were depressed.
I blame the heightened awareness of just how many stupid people are out there.

Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt
richard_iv
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J!NX : World of Warcraft Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt - Clothing for Gamers & Geeks:
World of Warcraft Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt

I slipped into my Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt and stepped confidently out of the Dalaran sewer. Blood elves immediately swarmed around me and started giggling uncontrollably. I couldn’t tell if they were male or female (who can?) but they were obviously attracted to me. I strode confidently into the Violet Citadel and told Rhonin I was going to kill the Lich King. He said "You need help." I responded, "Three Worgen Moon is all the help I need." Rhonin shook his head, apologetically. I expected a wise mage to know more about the power of Three Worgen Moon.

Mini-Gnus: a billion dollars of beans
gnus_flash
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Abbott launches 'simpler, cheaper, more effective' climate change plan | News.com.au:
A COALITION government would create a $1 billion fund that would be used to purchase initiatives aimed at reducing Australia's greenhouse gas emissions, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott has announced.
"We will buy a billion dollars of magic stuff," he announced proudly.

(Actually, given that he goes on to say "It's about solar and it's about soil", perhaps magic beans aren't out of the question).

How many WoW Players...
wow
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How Many WoW Players Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
  • 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed;
  • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;
  • 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs;
  • 5 to hate on the spell checkers;
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames;
  • 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";
  • 6 more to condemn those 6 as "newbs";
  • 2 Community Manager's posting to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp";
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim to be friends with Dev's and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct and that CM's often post incorrect info;
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum;
  • 6 Elitist idiots from top guilds to post that they changed a lightbulb 6 months ago and unless its a server first it's not worth posting;
  • 11 to wonder what kind of light bulb Leeroy Jenkins uses;
  • 14 Alliance whiners to cry that Horde camp all the light sockets, and don't allow alliance to change them;
  • 8 Horde to post that alliance do it to and to stop crying;
  • 36 to debate which brand of light bulbs has the best stats and looks the best;
  • 7 to post rumors about lightbulbs from boss drops in AQ;
  • 10 to start a Light Bulb Guild;
  • 20 to form two opposing Guilds;
  • 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too";
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and that anymore of this will cause them to cancel their subscriptions;
  • 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?";
  • 13 to say "check thottbot before posting questions about light bulbs";
  • 5 to inform everyone that light bulbs are ridiculously overpowered;
  • 6 hunters to say "OMG NEWBS HUNTER WEAPON";
  • and, finally, 1 idiot to bring up Chuck Norris.

Happiness is ...
wow
[info]araquel
... a small child discovering you've bought them a Griffin mount in WoW overnight.

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here."
agent-smith
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I, virus: Why you're only half human - life - 29 January 2010 - New Scientist:
WHEN, in 2001, the human genome was sequenced for the first time, we were confronted by several surprises. One was the sheer lack of genes: where we had anticipated perhaps 100,000 there were actually as few as 20,000. A bigger surprise came from analysis of the genetic sequences, which revealed that these genes made up a mere 1.5 per cent of the genome. This is dwarfed by DNA deriving from viruses, which amounts to roughly 9 per cent.

On top of that, huge chunks of the genome are made up of mysterious virus-like entities called retrotransposons, pieces of selfish DNA that appear to serve no function other than to make copies of themselves. These account for no less than 34 per cent of our genome.
Wow. Apparently Agent Smith was right.