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CUBA'S government has offered its first free penis implants, part of a program set to be expanded across the communist island, an official newspaper reported.A twist in the culture wars that I doubt even Nick "the Fruit Loop" Minchin saw coming...
It is likely not what Karl Marx had in mind when he imagined a society transformed "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'', but Juventud Rebelde reported the silicon and silver penis implants were set to become more common.
For frequent travellers, Translink recommend you use the tickets shortly to be hit with a 40% price increase before being discontinued entirely twelve months later.
Worm attack bites at Apple iPhoneProbably one of the funniest things I've read all year.
Ikee infected phone
The worm changes the wallpaper of the phone
The first worm to infect the Apple iPhone has been discovered spreading "in the wild" in Australia.
The self-propagating program changes the phone's wallpaper to a picture of 80s singer Rick Astley with the message "ikee is never going to give you up".
Former Queensland Democrat senator Andrew Bartlett will stand for The Greens for the seat of Brisbane at the next federal election.
Mr Bartlett's candidacy will be announced by Greens leader Bob Brown today.
Using Windows is like living in a communist bloc nation circa 1981. And don't change it. I admit it: I'm a bigot. A hopeless bigot at that: I know my particular prejudice is absurd, but I just can't control it. It's Apple. I don't like Apple products. And the better-designed and more ubiquitous they become, the more I dislike them. I blame the customers. Awful people. Awful. Stop showing me your iPhone. Stop stroking your Macbook. Stop telling me to get one.
No, I am not going to become a gradual vegetarian. In fact, the whole proposition is so irritating that I am almost minded to eat more meat in response.I'm not sure I entirely agree with Boris Johnson, but he does a good turn of phrase.
Every weekend, rain or shine, I suggest that we flaunt our defiance of UN dietary recommendations with a series of vast Homeric barbecues.
We are going to have carnivorous festivals of chops and sausages and burgers and chitterlings and chine and offal, and the fat will run down our chins, and the dripping will blaze on the charcoal, and the smoky vapours will rise to the heavens.
We will call these meat feasts Pachauri days, in satirical homage to the tofu-chomping UN man who told the human race to go veggie.
Telstra is so much more than just a telephone company. Telstra, like Vegemite and Hillsong, is an Australian institution and part of the national psyche. For that reason I take Family First’s role in deciding the future of Telstra very seriously and I have put a lot of thought into how I will vote on its structural separation later this year.It says something about Steve Fielding's contribution to the Australian political dialogue that based solely on the first paragraph (and skipping over trivial things like the author's name) I couldn't tell whether this was real Fielding or @FakeFielding.
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