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I bet some of you thought I couldn’t count, or that I’d gone senile, and probably incontinent, and that I sit here in my own filth talking on the internet in absurd and neverending run-on sentences like that time I wrote a narration for DOCTOR WHO Tom Baker to read and he looked at it and ran his finger across it and suddenly yelled “Warren, you bastard, this sentence is sixty one words long!” except that this sentence is probably longer by now and in any case that sentence had extensive punctuation and so Tom handled it just fine, not least because, as he told me with great glee when discussing his advertising work, “I can make whippet shit sound like The Old Testament!”