Unlucky worker's death by chocolate | World News | News.com.au:

Desperate workers battled in vain to save a 29-year-old man who died after falling into a vat of molten chocolate at a factory. Vincent Smith II was with three workers dumping chunks of chocolate into the simmering liquid when he somehow lost his balance and fell in.

I read this, and all I could think of was this:
And then I hit this part and just lost it:

TV pictures showed one of his distraught colleagues standing outside the factory in Camden, New Jersey, his clothes covered in chocolate.

I think this means I'm officially a bad person.